Hot Dallas Nights, The Real Story - Cult Favorite Sex Action Classic Porn DVD

Nothing's as hot as those Hot Dallas Nights! People in this big, bawdy town get really hot when the sun goes down.
And the Brewing family is no exception.

Rock Brewing and his wife, Miss Millie, oversee their empire of fertilizer factories from their hilltop estate where anything goes; and when the torrid noontime sun turns into another Hot Dallas Night everything goes!

Starring: Turk Lyon , Tara Flynn , Raven Turner and Hillary Summers

Directed By: Tony Kendrick

Studio: VCX Studio

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Hot Dallas Nights - Cult Favorite Sex Action Classic Porn DVD
One of my earliest porn memories is seeing a group of trailers for VCX films on my much cherished first X-rated tape. One of those trailers advertised Hot Dallas Nights, a parody of the hit TV show, Dallas. Although I can recite some of the dialogue from memory thanks to the short trailer, I hadn't ever seen Hot Dallas Nights until VCX released it on DVD.

The story itself is pretty simple: R.J. Brewing is the head of a Dallas-based fertilizer company. Together with his parents (Rock & Millie, who add some humor in non-sex roles), R.J. lives on the family ranch with his idiot younger brother, Robbie, Robbie's nympho wife, Pat, his alcoholic wife Mary Ellen, and his niece Lindy. R.J. cooks up a plot to buy the company's main rival in the shit business, and uses his affair with Robbie's wife to try to get his way. But with almost everyone sleeping with someone they shouldn't be, R.J. isn't the only one who tries to get what they want.

While the acting in Hot Dallas Nights is over-the-top and the story isn't as funny as Tony Kendrick probably thought it was, this movie has the charm and the sex to make it a cult porno classic. First, it's has that intangible feeling that comes from Golden Age pornos: a sort of lighthearted take on sex. It's totally different from the almost clinical, mechanical feeling that modern-day adult features have when the hardcore starts. The best way I can describe Hot Dallas Nights is that it's like watching a hardcore version of Porky's - obviously not to be taken seriously and naughty like finding your first Playboy as a kid.

From The Budding of Brie star Hillary Summers (as young Lindy) seducing ranch hand Duke by fucking a banana in front of him to Pat demanding R.J to "eat Mama's pussy," the sex in Hot Dallas Nights has a bawdy edge. I also like the girl-girl scene between the two wives: it is a typical Golden Age lesbian scene: not overly explicit, tender at first but gradually more intense until the climax. Other notables: a rare facial popshot, natural breasts and bushes, pussy-to-other-girl's-mouth action, and lots of vaginal fucking.

I like Hot Dallas Nights not only for the nostalgia, but also because it's a light hearted parody with above average sex, even if the cast is not well-known. Of course, the acting is corny with the Southern drawl, and the styling is dated, but it's still enjoyable. Recommended.